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Mon, Mar. 13th, 2006, 05:13 pm
Just to say..

.. I am still alive, if not posting on this LJ much. I'm mostly to be found in communities.

Thu, Jun. 17th, 2004, 05:40 pm

the one year i don't watch BB, and there's a great big barney. typical.

Mon, May. 24th, 2004, 05:13 pm
My Community!

I started saunaked because I was cheesed off with getting funny looks from other women for having the audacity to go naked in a women-only sauna.

I sauna naked but for a towel, and you should do too.

Agree/disagree? Say so on saunaked.

Tue, May. 4th, 2004, 05:14 pm
Not That I Am Obsessed With Nudity

OK, rants about nudity is a recurring theme on my LJ it seems.

We had a lovely sunny weekend this Bank Holiday, which is a rareity. So obviously I go out to the back yard to sit in the sun and listen to some music. (including The Delays - really not what I expected but very very good).

Not being shy, and liking a tan for free, I stripped down to just my knickers. I'm not the type to dig my bikini out just to sit on a chair in the back yard. Underwear will do fine.

But the the window-cleaner turned up! A day early! It's bad enough avoiding his gaze when there's a sheet of glass between us. I'm not shy, but I prefer communal nudity, that is a you-show-me-yours-and-I'll-show-you-mine pact, implicit or otherwise.

To be honest I'd never wondered how he got to the back windows, but it turns out he uses his ladder to climb into the back yard. I should have seen him coming sooner but I had my eyes closed.

I think he did it on purpose you know. I think he knew a lot of the women down our street would be sunbathing. And the scream from two doors down half an hour later probably confirms that it was his lucky day.

Wed, Apr. 14th, 2004, 06:21 pm
How Good Was Angel Last Night?

"Smile Time" episode. I want a puppet David Boreanaz!!

Wed, Mar. 17th, 2004, 11:24 am
i am not a pervert!

ok, it's ladies only morning at the sauna.

i am a lady. i wish to sauna. i wish to purify my skin and feel all glowy all over.

i do not wish to cover up most of my body with a tight swimsuit.

i do not wish to get my swimsuit all sweaty.

so why then do two young women who seem to have no real idea of sauna think that i am a pervert just because i have the audacity to enter naked save for a towel around my waist?

excuse me, but if you're sat there open-mouthed staring at my breasts then which one of us is the pervert?

it's bad enough having to cover up in mixed sessions but i was usually alright with ladies only.

what is the point of a gender specific timeslot if you're just gonna sit there covered in lycra?

Mon, Feb. 9th, 2004, 11:52 pm
bleedin' kerry katona..

i preferred her being an ex-singer, now she'll be all over tha place now she's won i'm a celeb.


Fri, Feb. 6th, 2004, 11:46 pm
so, i was gonna go to the gym...

..but i'm not even a member of a gym at the moment, and it's friday night and all normal girls should be getting wined and dined somewhere, not squeezing themselves into their cossie and swimming laps until the lure of the sauna gets too great.

especially on a day rate.
"oh yes, just trying it out".
"is this the time you could regularly come?"

friday nights are shite. there's nowt on, cos i've already watched everything on ee four plus one minus thenumberyoufirstthoughtof early preview mix, or.. oh i don't know.

not a good start to my lj.

Tue, Feb. 3rd, 2004, 02:35 pm
hello everybody

ok so i took the plunge and i've set up an LJ 'cos everyone else seems to be doing.

still finding my feet so um, "hello world!"